Is it wrong?
When I see a nice old lady all gussied up and wearing one of those gigantic pink Easter Parade/Kentucky Derby hats with flowers and other plants on them, is it wrong that all I can envision is how great it would be to knock the hat off of their heads? I would never do it, of course. And even in my daydreams, I would do it so it wouldn’t physically harm an innocent old lady. But, seriously, nothing would be more enjoyable than seeing one of those annoying hats fall into the gutter.
Also, I’d like to gently remove those Blueblocker sunglasses from their face and then throw them as far as I can.
I’d help them across the street afterwards, though.
